Vim vs Emacs
This contest is a no-holds-barred match, and is scheduled for one fall. In the corner to my left, hailing from vim.org and weighing in at an awkwardly anemic 9.1MB - Vim! In the corner to my right, hailing from gnu.org and weighing in at a morbidly obese 46MB - Emacs!
At YAPC::NA 2012, we will once and for all declare a definitive winner in the decades old battle between Vim and Emacs! Two editors go in, but only one comes out. Be there to witness this history making event!