So I thought I’d kick off my inaugural Perl blog post by answering the question I’m sure you’re asking right about now: who am I, and why should you care?

Of course, the short answer is: “you shouldn’t.” I have another blog whose title sums up how I feel about blogs.  The short version is, they’re crystallizations of other people’s opinions, and, as we used to say in grade school, opinions are like assholes: …