Seeking a new contract
I've been loving my current contract but, sadly, it's coming to an end soon. If you'd be interested in hiring me, drop me a line at email@example.com. Obviously I can probably crib together a few lines of Perl for you, but if you specifically need someone to come in and beat your test suite into submission (or create it from thin air), I'm your man.
You might find it ironic that my wife and I do international recruiting and I'm posting here, but we focus on international relocation and I'm not planning on moving. Hence, me being here :)
I've got a couple of leads already, but nothing set in stone.