You Wouldn't BELIEVE what I saw at YAPC::EU!!!
We turned up in Cluj via Wizz Air to probably one of the best pre YAPC parties ever located on three levels on the rooftop of Evozon’s plush city centre offices. We were well supplied with excellent wine, snacks and the local Ursus beer and had many interesting conversations with old friends.
The main social event was in the courtyard of the main museum off the central square with free food and beer all evening and an impressive light show on the slightly crumbling facade. There were some strange chairs which resembled cardboard origami but proved more comfortable than they looked when I was finally able to sit in one. The quality of the music improved as the evening progressed (or maybe the beer helped) I was amazed to see Perl Mongers actually dancing apparently inspired by the younger Cluj.pm members.
Day Two started with Sawyer’s State of the Velociraptor which he had, sensibly, subcontracted to various leading lights of the Perl Monger community. Sue S (former London.pm leader) was up first with a short and sweet description of London.pm. Todd R talked about Houston.pm. Aaron Crane spoke about the new improved friendlier p5p. Tina about Berlin.pm and the German Perl community site she had written back in the day. This new format worked very well and it was obvious Perl Mongers groups could learn much from each other. Max M followed with a talk about using Perl and ElasticSearch to index websites and documents and Job about accessibility.
1505 had, from the perspective of London.pm, one of the most unfortunate scheduling clashes at YAPC::EU ever, with three titans of London.pm (all former leaders) battling for audience share. I should perhaps tread carefully here lest bias become apparent but the heavyweight Sue Spence was, perhaps treacherously, talking about Go in the big room and Dave Cross and Tom talking about Perl errors and HTML forms respectively in the other rooms. This momentous event should be reproducible by playing all three talks together in separate windows once they are available.
Domm did a great talk on Postgres which made me keen to use this technology again. André W described how he got Perl 6 running on his Sailfish module phone while Larry did a good impression of a microphone stand. I missed most of Lance Wick’s talk but the bit I caught at the end made me eager to watch the whole thing.
Guinevere Nell gave a fascinating lightning talk about agent based economic modelling. Lauren Rosenfield spoke of porting (with permission) a “Python for CS” book to perl 6. Lukas Mai described his journey from Perl to Rust. Lee J talked about photography before Sue encouraged people to break the London.pm website. Outside the talk rooms on their stall Liz and Wendy had some highly cool stuffed toy Camelia butterflies produced by the Beverly Hills Teddy Bear Company and some strange “Camel Balls” bubblegum. At the end of the day Sue cat herded many Mongers to eat at the Enigma Steampunk Bar in central Cluj with the cunning ploy of free beer money (recycled from the previous year’s Sherry money).
The third day started with Larry’s Keynote in which photographs of an incredible American house “Fallingwater” and Chinese characters (including “arse rice”) featured heavily. Sweth C gave a fast and very useful introduction to swift. Nicholas C then confused a room of people for an hour with a mixture of real Perl 5 and 6 and an alternative timeline compete with T shirts. The positive conclusion was that even if the past had been different the present isn’t likely to have been much better for the Perl language family than it is now! Tom spoke about Code Review and Sawyer about new features in Perl 5.24. Later I heard Ilya talk about running Perl on his Raspberry PI Model B and increasing the speed of his application very significantly to compensate for its low speed! And we finished with lightning talks where we heard about the bug tracker OTRS (which was new to me), Job spoke about assistive tech and Nine asked us to ask our bosses for money for Perl development amongst several other talks. We clapped a lot in thanks, since this was clearly a particularly well organised YAPC::EU (due to Amalia and her team!) and left to eat pizza and fly away the next day. Some stayed to visit a salt mine (which looked most impressive from the pictures!) and some stayed longer due to Lufthansa cancelling their flights back!