Happy New Year!
Welcome to 2012. You made it! Can you believe it? I can't believe it either, the way you partied last night. Have you no shame?
Well it's time to make a New Year's resolution. You're coming to YAPC::NA 2012 in Madison, WI on June 13-15.
While you're at it, have your spouse or significant other make the resolution with you. Bring them to the YAPC::NA 2012 Spouses Program.