I just got this email:
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Subject: Agile Development Methodologies

... waffel ...

We are a Gold Certified Microsoft Partner but have the expertise to work in any technology.
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I've asked:
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Could you tell me who your experts in Assembler, Fortran, Haskell and Rakudo Star are?
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I'll update this post if I hear back from them... somehow I don't think I will!