Overheard on stackoverflow
Commenter: why did you comment out use strict;?
OP: because i was getting errors and warnings because not all variables are defined as "my" or "our". it is for testing purposes only. I will uncomment that line later when the script works.
No link to protect the innocent.
Random observations that may in some way be related to Perl.
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This is not a fake.