()

$ perl -Mstrict -we'$_ = time; print "$_\n"'
1583887020

<.<

$ perl -Mstrict -we'$_ = CORE::time; print "$_\n"'
1583887039

>.>

$ perl -Mstrict -we'$_ = time - CORE::time; print "$_\n"'
0

-_- ...

$ perl -Mstrict -we'BEGIN{*CORE::GLOBAL::time=sub{42}} $_ = time - CORE::time; print "$_\n"'
42

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━

$ perl -Mstrict -we'BEGIN{*CORE::GLOBAL::time=sub{42}} $_ = time() - CORE::time; print "$_\n"'
-1583886770


🧑🔬

$ alias deparse='perl -Mstrict -MO=Deparse,-p -we'

$ deparse 'BEGIN{*CORE::GLOBAL::time=sub{42}} $_ = time - CORE::time; print "$_\n"'
BEGIN { $^W = 1; }
use strict;
sub BEGIN {
(*CORE::GLOBAL::time = sub {
42;
}
);
}
($_ = time((-time))); # !!!
print("$_\n");
-e syntax OK

$ deparse '$_ = time - CORE::time; print "$_\n"'
BEGIN { $^W = 1; }
use strict;
($_ = (time - time)); # O.o
print("$_\n");
-e syntax OK

$ deparse 'BEGIN{*CORE::GLOBAL::time=sub{42}} $_ = time() - CORE::time; print "$_\n"'
BEGIN { $^W = 1; }
use strict;
sub BEGIN {
(*CORE::GLOBAL::time = sub {
42;
}
);
}
($_ = (time() - time)); # ✓
print("$_\n");
-e syntax OK


🤔

$ perl -Mstrict -we'sub foo{42} $_ = foo - CORE::time; print "$_\n"'
42

$ perl -Mstrict -we'sub foo{42} $_ = foo() - CORE::time; print "$_\n"'
-1583887692


🧑💡

$ perl -Mstrict -we'sub foo{42} print prototype(\&foo), $/'
Use of uninitialized value in print at -e line 1.

$ perl -Mstrict -we'BEGIN{*CORE::GLOBAL::time=sub{42}} print prototype(\&time) . "\n"'
Use of uninitialized value in concatenation (.) or string at -e line 1.

$ perl -Mstrict -we'BEGIN{*CORE::GLOBAL::time=sub{42}} print ">" . prototype(\&CORE::time) . "<\n"'
><


()!

$ perl -Mstrict -we'sub foo(){42} $_ = foo - CORE::time; print "$_\n"'
-1583888475

$ perl -Mstrict -we'BEGIN{*CORE::GLOBAL::time=sub(){42}} $_ = time - CORE::time; print "$_\n"'
-1583888509

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

3 Comments

This has been one of my favourite blog posts to read on this site in a long time.

I suppose the message we should all take away from it is that we need to be careful about prototypes when overriding builtins, and the rest of us need to up our game at blogging.

Wow, it took reading this twice, but that was actually a fantastic post.

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